Alyson is a 27-year-old lit major-turned-banker who lives in Pittsburgh and has a lot of feelings about H. Jon Benjamin and the 19th century Habsburgs.
(Source: casaleiromayer, via nyshenanigans)
Take a lesson from Brick, kill all your problems with a trident with no consequences.
I killed a guy with a trident
It was a mad house when I was trying to get my lunch. This was the move that got me served quickly.